AISubs v3.7
YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF, YOU!
Hey!
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What are you kids looking down on us for?
No, it's nothing...
A lot of people of all ages are watching us, you know?
Thank you.
You guys are getting old!
Who the hell are you guys?!
Oh! Yeah, you're right!
Yeah, yeah, thanks for introducing us!
We wanted to make a video together...
So I brought you guys here.
Why did you bring us here all of a sudden?!
No, we've met before!
Nice to meet you!
Um... I'm Provin!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, Provin!
Are you looking down on us or something?!
No, no, no!
Um... I want you guys to consider us as "observation- type" YouTubers.
"Observation-type" YouTubers?
You're wearing standard clothes, aren't you?!
No, we're not!
We're doing this for fashion!
We want to get along with you guys...
So let's not consider you as "type"!
Oh, really?!
No consideration!
Of course we won't!
Huh?!
That was easy from the beginning!
How many subscribers do you have?
Um...
320,000...
Don't lie!
Don't say that!
Who said that?!
320,000 subscribers!
Um, today...
Um...
Like I said in the beginning...
I want to beat up a kid...
Um, but...
It's not good if you physically beat up a kid, right?
Oh, of course not!
So...
I want you guys to beat up a kid and say...
Oh, but he's an adult, so he'll win if you just beat him up normally.
I want you guys to show me that.
So this time...
Um, everyone...
One by one...
We're going to practice beating up a kid.
Let's do it!
Beating up a kid, okay!
If an adult observes you properly...
You can do martial arts, right?
No doubt about it!
I'm sure you'll have children one of these days, right?
But wouldn't it be troublesome if your own child licked you and beat you up like that?
Showing your back, right?
Ah, that's right!
So without further ado...
Let's practice martial arts one by one!
Okay!
Yes, my toy is a very simple card game for teenagers over the age of six.
Yes!
It's a card game called "Majika"!
Oh, I don't know!
Well, if you say it, it's a little generous rock- paper-scissors!
Oh!
So, everyone, would you like to open it once?
I don't know what happened!
Yes! Although it is rock-paper-scissors, there is a little bit of this, how do you say it, strategy or something like that, so we will study it now!
Well, while you explain it, I'll explain it seriously and make it fast!
Yes!
Well, that's the rule, but the card you just showed me was a back card, wasn't it?
That's right.
Tetsuya-san, please rub it carefully.
Rub? Like a scratch?
Yes, like that.
Wow! Wow! It came out!
Oh! This is it!
The one that's not a star!
Kira?
Kira!
And I thought, "Why is it so annoying?"
I thought it would be fun for children.
That's right.
Basically, it gets stronger, so it says "scrape it and it gets stronger."
You have to scrape it and it gets stronger.
That's right. It's crazy.
Yesterday, Karage-kun said "scrape it and it gets stronger."
I'm looking forward to it! Will it make children cry?
Scrape it and it gets stronger.
Now, everyone, there's something that's annoying you, so please rub it.
Tetsuya, you've become an adult now.
No, I can't win unless I see it like this.
You only read effects and only look at pictures!
I don't look at pictures at all!
Let's do it right away!
Let's Magica Party!
This is the party, right?
Yes! I put out a limit 4 teddy bear!
This is the strongest!
It's nice! At first glance, it's an adrima!
This is a good position!
The other party's cards are all active!
Let's go!
Let's Party!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Since it's a power, please announce your value!
If my DF is less than 10,000, my power will be 6000 and I will not be down in this battle!
However, my power is 7,000 and I will not be down in this battle!
That's strange! You are strong!
Since it's only 4 cards, it's only 3 cards left!
That's right!
Let's Party!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, I lost!
The same thing happens!
You lost!
Let's Party!
I'm the loser!
I will play a game of "limit 3 or less" and play "green" rock-paper-scissors!
The loser wins!
You are strong!
However, since my power is 10,000, I will play a game of "limit 3 or less" and play "green" rock- paper- scissors!
You are strong!
I can't help it! I can't do it in the park!
This is the last card!
Let's Party!
I will use a star here!
My power will be increased!
My power will be 6000 and I will not be down in this battle!
This is bad!
However, I will play my best!
I will use my last monster!
This is bad!
I will use my ability!
What will you use?
My power will be 8,000!
Attack!
My power is 7,000 and I will die!
I will use "down" effect!
I will draw 7 cards from my dream rock-paper- scissors page and resurrect!
7 cards?!
At this point, the children will start crying!
If you can't play rock-paper-scissors, you can't lose!
Lose!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Let's party!
Aiko wins!
Aiko wins when I play rock-paper-scissors with a limit of three or less people.
That's right!
I hit the first one and won!
It was a nice party!
Even if you win with rock-paper-scissors like this, you will lose.
This is an overwhelming victory.
I can't say it's a win or a loss.
That's amazing!
Let's play a second round!
Thank you for your cooperation!
I'll do my best!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ready, set, go!
Let's party!
I'll do my best!
You won first place! Are you okay?
Yes!
This is a bonus.
What? A bonus?
A bonus from the beginning!
This is a card that gets stronger when you have more than three people.
If you want me to bring it, it's the last one.
You put out the last card first!
Is it okay for you to think about it?
I can't think about it at all.
You're really nervous, aren't you?
This is bad!
Ready, set, go!
Let's party!
I lost!
I'm really not good at this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Attack!
It's 5,000.
Why is it 5,000 for such a cute card like this?
Wait a minute!
Hey, it's 3, melon bread!
It's melon bread!
Really?
Kuro-kun, this is bad!
This is bad!
This is bad. I might have made a little mistake.
I might have made a little mistake.
Keep winning!
Here I go!
Let's Party!
I lost.
I lost, so I'm going to die.
Let's Magica Party!
It's the same!
Let's Party!
I lost!
I won!
Why?
Hey, it's your turn now.
I don't need it anymore!
This is bad!
Here I go.
Ready, set...
Let's Magica Party!
Take 10,000 coins and win 10,000 coins.
I won!
Yay!
I won!
Ascenderium!
Your father failed in martial arts.
What?
Your father?
Dad, you're embarrassing me.
I brought something different.
I brought something you can't think of.
I'll bring it for you.
Okay.
Please open your eyes.
Ready, set...
Here it is!
What's this?
This is...
Human-Machine-Unit "Boot Master"!
"Boot Master"!
It looks fun!
Robots fight each other.
Robots can fight with their own bodies in a row.
If you get hit once, a hatch opens.
If you get hit again, a pilot will fly away.
What?
Then you lose.
That's it!
It's so fun!
I thought you were going to eliminate three people.
Yes, I'll eliminate three people.
Okay.
In this state...
You used a Gundam-like color.
It looks like the protagonist, doesn't it?
Because I'm also an AI.
If you press here, the battle will start in a row.
Oh, wait!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Oh, no! It's my fault!
Oh, me too!
Oh, it's starting!
Let's go!
I noticed!
Oh, it's hot!
I'm weak!
Don't do it again, Kono-san! I'm weak!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
It's not supposed to be like this!
Your face is red!
It's like, I'm using this too much, and this guy is getting used to it.
Gundam, right?
Yeah, Gundam.
So we have to exchange this, right?
Yeah.
I got it! I got it!
I won't lose! I won't lose!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's blow it up!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Blow it up! Blow it up! Blow it up!
Go!
My blood! My blood!
Dad!
My blood!
Stop! It's going to fly! It's going to fly! Stop! It's going to fly!
It's going to fly!
I know this effective angle, but you have to do it properly!
Like, from outside of the view.
It's like a weapon that wraps you in.
What are you doing?!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's not moving.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Let's go carefully! Let's go carefully!
Let's go carefully!
Stop it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's hot!
Stop it! Stop it!
What's going on?!
It's over!
I have to win here!
There are still 32,000 people left.
Speaking of children's play...
Oh! Kendama?!
It's Kendama!
When I was a kid, I couldn't do this.
Stabbing?
Yeah, it's difficult.
The first person who stabs the tip of the sword wins.
Is it okay?
I think it's our first time playing Kendama today.
That's right.
I didn't know there were toys like this.
How do you play this?
First of all...
Do you want me to show you?
One, two...
Oh no!
I can do this, right?
One, two...
I'm not good at this.
One, two...
Okay.
Ryo-san?
Okay.
Ryo-san?!
I can't do this.
You'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Do you want me to do this?
Like this?
Yes!
Delicious!
How do you do that?
I wonder what you're good at.
You're like a swordsman.
Let's try this one, too.
Yes.
The one who can do it first wins.
This is a quick game.
One, two...
Hurry up and pass it.
I'm going to pass it.
One, two...
Oh, I got it!
What?
I got it.
Grandpa...
What?
Grandpa...
Grandpa?
It's the third generation.
Grandpa is the best, isn't he?
I don't know why.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why do you introduce someone who doesn't know the name of the dish?
What did you do just now?
There were various circumstances and various things.
I decided to do this.
And I practiced a lot.
Don't do it!
You're different now.
I'm going to make you the man who can't be the best dad.
Leave it to me. I'll show you where I'm best suited for a dad.
I'm going to show it to all the women all over the country.
I'm going to show you if you're a good wife.
That's actually the back story of this video.
That's right.
I'm going to show you where I'm best suited for a dad.
Why do you say that?
That's where you choose, isn't it?
Finally, I'm going to play with you.
Yay!
I'm going to do this today.
What's this?
It's a battle for a great cause.
I don't want you to say that.
It's a game called "Battleship Attack".
It looks like a lot of fun.
Can I have it when it's over?
It's so funny that you'll die.
There's a cannon on it, right?
You aim at it with this, right?
What?
Well, according to the official rules, you have to do a lot of things in the third round, and it's a little long, so this time it's a special rule, and the one who shoots each other's ship first and destroys them all wins the game.
You can use it as a drinking game.
That's right, you can use it as a drinking game.
It's a musical instrument.
My dad called me home a lot to train me yesterday.
I put on a full stomach and did it, and it was so exciting that I died.
How about it?
Yeah.
Full stomach and do it?
This guy is dangerous.
Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous.
Kugrovin is busy, so if you lose, you're dead.
Here we go.
All right!
We're going to do it, too!
Shall we get started?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know what you're feeling, so I'll go with this.
What? Two shots?
What?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know if it's two shots or not.
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, my God.
One shot, one shot, one shot.
It's hard all of a sudden when you miss it.
That's right.
Die!
What?
One shot!
What?
I've never seen you do that before, kid.
One shot, right?
This should be amazing, too.
I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fall!
All right!
Oh, my God!
It's big, it's big!
It's oily.
It's big!
Oh, my God!
It's big!
It's oily!
Come on!
It's oily!
Fall!
Oh, no!
Three more to go!
Good job!
It was a little meaningful.
Die!
Oh, my God!
It's amazing!
Good job!
Oh, my God!
You messed it up.
You messed it up, Ryo.
Oh, my God!
One shot!
Oh!
One shot!
What?
Oh, my God!
I caught up with you!
No!
Moreover, this is an angle where you can aim for two shots.
No!
You'd better not aim.
No!
Please take it off!
It's long and big.
It's funny.
Take it off!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's big! It's big!
Yes!
It was close!
It's hard to do it twice.
Tetsuya, if you lose, you will get fat.
I went to a hospital yesterday.
I can't do it.
Let's do it!
It's hard to do it twice in this age.
It's hard.
Let's start from Gaki.
Yes!
It's one.
Yes!
It's hard.
Yes!
I see.
It's hard.
It's one.
It's hard.
It's one.
It's hard.
Yes!
What?
It's hard.
Tetsuya's LDL cholesterol is...
It was off!
Fungicus!
It's hard.
It's fat.
It's hard!
Yes!
It's hard!
It's only fat.
- Last one! - Alright!
- Can I go first? - Go ahead!
- Oh no! - Not good!
- Not good at all!
- Oh, that was close!
- Easy! - I just said "hey" to my dad.
- Oh, not bad! - Good job!
- That was close! - Not bad!
- Oh, but...
- Not bad! - Good job!
- Oh, no!
- Oh! - Huh?
- I just missed this one. - Which one?
- Out. - Out.
- Oh, I see. - Your dad, right?
- Yeah, my dad.
- Oh! - Good job!
- Oh! - Not bad!
- I won. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Nice!
- Alright! - Wow!
- That was good! - Not bad!
- Both of you.
- Oh! - Wow!
- Not bad!
- Oh! - Nice!
- You're getting there! - You're getting there!
- Oh!
- This match is pretty high-level.
- Oh!
- Not bad!
- I'm so frustrated!
- I can see it on your face!
- I'm so frustrated!
- Last one was good.
- Oh, not bad!
- Oh! - Not bad!
- You're good at this.
- I can do it. - Oh!
- Nice! - I can do it!
- Oh!
- Nice! - Oh!
- Not bad! This is pretty tough.
- The match is over. - Alright!
- Only one left! - Nice!
- Three against one.
- No way! - No way!
- It's not in the frame! - It's not in the frame!
- No way!
- This is the wisdom of the family. - No way!
- Goodbye, Probe. - No way!
- Three against two! - It's not over yet, kids.
- Next time, we'll do it again. - That's right.
- The three of you are so frustrated that you're like, "Let's do it!" - Look at you.
- I've never been so frustrated in my life. - I feel like I'm a kid now.
- This is frustrating. - So...
- Dad's martial arts competition is a huge failure. - You should be proud of it!
- It's not what you think it is. - You're not kids.
- If you were pure kids, you'd be so proud of it. - Dad did his best, but the kids did too much.
- I'm so frustrated that I can't think straight. - That's true.
- Thank you, Tommy. - Thank you.
- Thank you for making me the top YouTuber in Japan. - You're welcome.
- I'm not usually like this, but I've been thinking about it. - You're serious about it.
- I'm chasing a case. I think there are three people missing. - They're missing?
- I'm seriously thinking about who the culprit is on YouTube.
- I'd like you to watch my videos and find out who the culprit is.
- It was fun today. - It was fun.
- I learned that toys are made well. - Great!
- Children's toys are great, and we are grateful for our parents.
- Children's pure feelings are great, too.
- Do you have any complaints? You bastard!
- You idiot! You!
- Mr. Akuton, please stop. - Don't make fun of me!
- Don't practice acting at all! - Calm down, Mr. Akuton.